Why? Just why? (Fun post.)

(Q). Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?

(A). Because we are trying to motivate the batteries to work. Maybe that extra pressure will bring all the energy back to the batteries.

(Q). Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they already know there is not enough money? 

(A). An negative effect to the human is more often acknowledged than a positive effect. Example: When you get a reward for grades all you have is that reward to remember that memory. The release of dopamine is strong at this point so time seems to by quicker. If someone close to you passes away you fall into acute depression. In depression your mind makes you feel like time is going by super slow. By doing that the brain starts to think that certain subject and dopamine is blocked. 

Okay, so to wrap this up. It's a punishment. You will remember that punishment when you have to give more money to pay that fee. You don't agree with it therefore, your feel more depressed about it. Which goes to no dopamine. I'm starting to over explain this so I'm going to stop.

(Q). Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

(A). First of all, which one is closer? The wet paint on the wall. Secondly, what are you more curious to know? So simply put its because you can touch the paint. You cannot touch the stars immediately.

(Q). Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? 

(A).I saw this question and chuckled a little bit. Tarzan doesn't have a beard probably because the creators didn't think about people questioning why he didn't have a beard.

(Q). Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? 

(A). Because bullets are faster. His brain wouldn't be capable of reacting to the bullets in time. On the other hand the brain would be able to react to the revolver being thrown at him. We can react to catching a ball. I mean, I know superman is a badass and all, but he still had a human brain.

(Q). Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? 

(A).I don't have any knowledge towards this subject.

(Q). Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’?

(A). Ask a speech therapist.

(Q). If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? 

(A). Because we might not have evolved from apes. O.O shocking?

(Q). Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? 

(A). Because it isn't food dye.

(Q).Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? 

(A). Why would you even worry about this? 

(Q). Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? 

(A). Because of the short term memory part of our brain. Also known as the primary thinking part of our brain.

(Q). Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? 

(A).Because humans ,by nature, are lazy creatures.

(Q). Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? 

(A).Because you're weak. Build up some muscle and try again later.

(Q).How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? 

(A).Well, it starts off by how do they get inside to get in the light fixtures. They crawl in from underneath the building or they crawl through the vents. After that, they crawl into the cracks of the wall. Which you find all the wiring and stuff. They eventually are called to the light. No not really, they are actually drawn to bright lights. There they practically burn alive.

(Q).When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, ‘It’s all right?’ Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, ‘That really hurt, why don’t you watch where you’re going?’ 

(A).Because society has shaped our minds into having some sort of public manners. I mean when someone knocks a drink over you don't sit there and yell: "watch what your doing dumbass!" You say it's okay and the mess is cleaned up. 

(Q).Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? 

(A).The real question here is, why are there multiple things to knock off that table? Why isn't the table clean? Ask yourself that before you ask yourself the question above my answer.

(Q). In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

(A). Well I'm pretty sure when you turn the heat on in the winter, you don't set it to a gazillion degrees. But it's because the cold isn't comfortable. 

(Random Fact: If you turn your thermostat down 5 or 6 degrees your body will have to work harder for you to stay comfortable. This process burns calories!)

(Q). How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

(A). Because no one has made them popular yet. Humans live off of people making something popular! Like those idiotic terms: SWAG, YOLO, GAY, EMO, GOTH, etc.. If someone didn't say those things we wouldn't have labels. But the human mind cannot be an individual.

(Q).If someone doesn’t understand English why do we think that talking louder and slower will help?

(A). 'Cause here in 'Murica, if you don't speak our language, we assume you're stupid. There's this problem with Americans.... We think if you come over here, you need to learn our language. We also think (not including myself) that if we go to your country, you have to learn our language. We are just a bunch of lazy assholes. 

I apologize for the people in this country who don't sit on their ass and work. If it wasn't for you guys, we would be a communist country. Not bashing communism. It's just to controlled for my taste.